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Thick as dick

When something or someone is profoundly thick (diameter-wise or stupid), resistant, heavy, or ignorant.

Alternatively: "about as girthy of a diameter as you'd expect a dick to be"
The new shocks I put on my quad are thick as dick, they have almost no play.

My manager is a total dumbass and always demands perfection while he's a slob, he's thick as dick.

Just boarded up my windows for the hurricane, these panels are thick as diiiiick! Ain't no wind gonna blow my house down!

Yo this milkshake is thick as dick, it won't even flow through this straw.

DAMN, shawty! That booty THICC as DICC!

have fun with it
by CapnRedbeard647 August 6, 2019
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Thick in the knees

Nonsense series of words meant to confuse white people.
Lewis: She was thick in the knees.
Ronald: um.... of course she was....
by Comatose Carl January 17, 2018
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gray thickness

it is a horrid, wretched filthy entity that accumulates on the side of one's seat after the person blows their nose in their hand and wipes it on their upholstery daily. They also have a unsound assumption that boogers and snot disappear.
I will never ride in that bitch's car again after seeing that fucking gray thickness!! gag!!

Get a fucking tissue mom! All my friends see your gray thickness!
by Vagina Mae August 31, 2010
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Thick Burger

Fuck, dude, I got a massive thick burger at work today passin' these two hotties. Shit was beast.
by Heika May 9, 2008
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thick girl

THICK GIRL:
(thiK gûrl) adj.
1. A word comming from modern Black Pop Culture. It is simply defined as one (female of the negroid race) with a large buttox. Also, one who does not have acces fat, but is not skinny either (again a female if hte begroid race).
A good description of a so called "thick girl" was made by Cornell Haynes, Jr. who also goes by the name of "Nelly". The reference to the word was made in his song: RIDE WITH ME from the ALBUM Country Grammer. He refers to a "thick girl" as "Her measurements were 36-25-34".
Thick Girl : Her measurements were 36-25-34. (Cornell Haynes, Jr.)
by YARKHAN December 29, 2005
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Tiny Thick

Tiny Thick refers to: a girl who is "tiny" but "thick". She's short and small, but at the same time, she could stand to be a little more anorexic.
Dude! Look a tiny thick! She's not bad.. .Yeah it's a rare bread.
by reeeeevesthom February 23, 2009
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Thick Shady

The thicker version of the Real Slim Shady (Eminem) that has no rhymes but does nothing but stupid stuff.
Hey it's Thick Shady! I'm somewhat afraid to shake your hand, everybody....
by dwilly2013 August 23, 2011
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