society cream

cosmetic makeup designed to increase social appeal

Without that society cream smeared on her face, Avril is a nice looking woman (albeit not stunning).

With society cream covering her face, Avril looks like a whore. Unfortunately, she caters to a society full of people who prefer whores over nice looking women.

by gargleblaster August 09, 2006

Whipped Cream

a boy puts whipped cream on a girls leg and then licks it off, or vice versa

Hey Anna, tomorrow, you, me, whipped cream.

by AnnoymousPeinguin May 31, 2010

Cookies and cream

Masturbation while pooping; often onto a person.

I was thinking about Alexis while I was pooping.
So you jacked off on the toilet?
That bowl was loaded with cookies and cream.

by 3-BAG November 10, 2008

cream cheese

Something that is used to spread on your partner's body during sex. Popularized by getting stuck in a girls braces, it was coined by a couple who are mentally retarded.

Girl: I'll get Randall over here and spread cream cheese all over me!
Guy: Oh hell no, thats my job!

by Anjew123 March 29, 2009

sour cream

the tangy residue that remains after finger penetration or oral titilation. warning: do not comsume more tan two to three ounces per serving.

after I clit ripped her with the crippler, I tasted her sour cream dip and licked my fingers clean.

by zimdaddy August 17, 2003

cream slammed

1. getting fucked
2. comparable to "getting served"

1. Chris cream slammed his mother last night.
2. Those suckas got cream slammed.

by smith June 15, 2004

Bavarian Cream

A Bavarian Cream is when you carefully shit on the rim of a toilet, then mash it with the toilet seat.

Right before he left on his last day, Sheldon did a Bavarian Cream in the employee men's room. Apparently he wasn't interested in a good referral

by skid mark vz March 12, 2008