soyed booger

A booger that is soyed. It could be deep fried, hydrogenated, grilled, saturated, or anything in between!

Ew, look! There’s a nasty soyed booger smeared on the wall!

by Koala from Havana January 29, 2019

Hair Booger

When you have dandruff and sweat mixes with dandruff, creating a booger like blob of dandruff sweat jelly. Usually found under the hair on the back of your neck.

I need to shower after workouts, I keep getting hair boogers.

by Zombie-slut December 16, 2019

phantom booger

A booger that rattles in your nose, you can feel it with your finger, but can't ever seem to extract on your fingertip.

Hold on, I've almost got this monster out of my nose. Oh pity, it's only a phantom booger.

by hewhocreatesnewwords October 8, 2015

booger kite

boo-ger kyt (n): when the dangle of nose particulate hangs from your nostril and flaps in the wind.

Did you see the reporter's booger kite on last night's news?

by mattthewlondon August 8, 2017

Hood booger

a dumb black individual that decides to make poor decisions such as hit licks as an athlete

hey tae wyd
Oh, im being a hood booger

by anonymous June 15, 2023

Booger Hooker

A sex worker who deals specifically with fetishes of the nose. This can include urethral insertion, or any other sexual gratification dealing with the nose/snot.

Did you see Bert last night?
Yup, that fat ass was nose deep in his booger hooker.
Oof.

by DJ Dad Mouth July 3, 2019

Impossible Booger

when you go to pick your booger but your finger accidentally pushes it back too far.

Me: Tyrene, why is your finger all dirty?
Tyrene: cause I just spent five minutes with an impossible booger

Me: Heather you’ve had your finger in your nose for five minutes.
Heather: can’t help it Don, I have an impossible booger that rolled out of reach

Me: mom go get your tweezers! I’ve got an impossible booger
Mom: the long ones?
Me: yea

by Jurmy February 8, 2020