Volcano Dick

When you are so fat that the skin around the base of your shaft becomes so plump that it starts to engulf your dick.

How big was his dick?
I’m not sure, he had a volcano dick.

by ggnoodles July 23, 2018

candy volcano

The sexual act of a man covering his penis in frosting and pop rocks then commencing to receive oral from the female. Quite stimulating for both partners.

Keith: "Bro, Sarah candy volcanoes like nobodys business!"

by wazzanagga September 23, 2013

Chili Volcano

The act of pouring chili in someone’s asshole and then eating the chili out of their asshole

- “ONG that chili volcano hit the spot”.
- Matthew wants to get chili volcanoed.

by TheBallsGuy March 25, 2024

Aussie Volcano

The act of placing a funnel in the butt hole of someone doing a handstand, pouring diet coke into it and adding a mentos.

Bill gave mary a really bad Aussie Volcano last night!

by Pyrahmaniak April 28, 2012

Oral Volcano

The action of receiving multiple samples of jism from a selection of donors and then 'blowing' like a volcano

We filled her up like a fat man's cart and she blew like Pompeii - the oral volcano is active

by Shinylegs August 14, 2011

Volcano Blumpkin

Sitting down on a toilet and taking a massive shit after eating a volcano crunch wrap, while at the same time, receiving a blow-job.

That's called a volcano blumpkin

by Nalex. November 2, 2010

Volcano Raphaellium

Volcano Raphaellium is extremely grumpy. He asks lots of unreasonable questions in class. He is 8745. His 8745ness let people feel annoyed about it. He is also an expert in the wanlodica. He created the Volcano Raphaellium Mark 2. No one likes him, so people kick him out from the WhatsApp groups.

Student A: I like Volcano Raphaellium so much!
Student B: Don't be so 8745.

by cho duck November 26, 2019