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Pregame Squeeze Bottle

When you've had a long day at work and no longer have the desire to feel your face, your friends are kind enough to pick you up and supply you with a pregame squeeze bottle. Who knows what's in it and, let's be honest, who cares.
Man I had this long ass shift the other day while everyone else was getting tanked. It was okay though because when Steve picked me up he brought a pregame squeeze bottle.
by FlamingoZucchini March 3, 2011
mugGet the Pregame Squeeze Bottlemug.

squeeze one out

v. to masturbate, or cause ones self to ejaculate
by alkalinesam February 26, 2005
mugGet the squeeze one outmug.

Is the juice worth the squeeze

Drew: I have been dating this divorced girl, and no matter what I try, I can get her to give it up.

Eric: Is the juice worth the squeeze?

Drew: Not really. I wouldn't want anything serious with her. And she is only a 7.
mugGet the Is the juice worth the squeezemug.

squeeze my lemon

Old blues singer code for male masturbation.
"Squeeze my lemon 'till the juice runs down my leg!"

-Robert Johnson
by Smurfman256 October 4, 2017
mugGet the squeeze my lemonmug.

deep sea squeeze

damn, that was a good deep sea squeeze in the pool
by y33t September 26, 2017
mugGet the deep sea squeezemug.

squeeze the bean burrito

An emphasised slang term for male masturbation
by Cozza Ol' M8 January 21, 2019
mugGet the squeeze the bean burritomug.

Alabama Squeeze Box

It's a incestious sex move, where two brothers are pounding and/or throat fucking their sister from either side
by renzy1337 July 5, 2023
mugGet the Alabama Squeeze Boxmug.

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