Simon Cowell

The judge on American Idol who makes the show worth watching. He always breaks it to the contestants who can't sing that they suck, and always has something extremely critical to say. He's why the show's such a success; his critiques are actually pretty funny when u think about it.

In Season 5, after giving an (overweight) woman a golden ticket, Simon Cowell remarked "I hope they made the stage bigger this year." At first, this might seem really harsh. But when you think about it, he's actually really funny!

by blogger_08 January 20, 2006

Simon Cowell

To interrupt someone.

Guy1: So I was out last night with this girl, when I realiz...,
Guy2: Shut up!
Guy1: Why do you always Simon Cowell me!

by Icy Wyte December 9, 2016

stephanie simone

the most beautiful girl in the world

Damnnnn stephanie simone is gorgeous

by mikeystylez January 17, 2009

"That's interesting Simon!"

Used when someone states the bloody obvious, taken from playwright Alan Bennett's Talking Head "HER BIG CHANCE", the story of a vaccuous actress who employs this phrase constantly when trying to seduce the director of a porn film, the aforementioned Simon.

He said: "When you go to school, you learn stuff." She said, "That's interesting Simon!"

by LucyVee April 25, 2006

Simon Diamond

a wrestler from ECW who joined NWA-TNA back in 2003. Long-time partner of Johnny Swinger. In 2004 he became face when Swinger turned on him and soon re-named himself "Irish" Pat Kenney(which is his real name) and then the failed Empire Saint.

Simon Diamond is one of the best techincally sound wrestlers to come from the 1990's.
Simon's got a problem
Simon Diamond > Pat Kenney

by Mike May 13, 2005

simon houston

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

by Derek Holland and Andy George January 24, 2005

Simon Cowell

A funny, intelligent, honest, not to mention sexy judge on American Idol. Yes, the show is shit. He, however, is not. He's the only judge who actually has an opinion, and he gives it freely. He speaks his mind.

Simon Cowell is sexy.

by Ophelia Desdemona May 3, 2005