mitch carmichael

Shifty West Virginian politician. Frequently fails at counting to five. Sits on a throne of lies.

Hater of teachers, children, working WV families. also hates John Denver songs, pepperoni rolls, cardinals, rhododendron, brook trout, sugar maple trees, and the WV Mountaineers.

There is no school Monday: thanks Mitch Carmichael.

by WV Strong May 9, 2018

Mitch

An amazing, wholesome, adorable, sweet, caring and kind person.
A type of person who has the cutest laugh in the world.

Girl:That guy is a total Mitch.
Me:He IS Mitch , Mitch is the only person who can be that amazing.
Girl: You're righ hes amazing.

by Lizard420egg April 18, 2020

mitch

A man- bitch a code word for calling a man a pussy basically

Hey did you see that nigga jason he's a straight up mitch

by xXDeGrEeZz March 3, 2016

MITCH

A real looser of a person sometimes called A Mitch. Often steals and is seen walking around smoking eating cucumbers and generally doing fuck all . Puts little to no effort in his work effort

My coworker did nothing all day he's a real Mitch ya know. He stole the budget brand toilet paper from public toilets across the street .. Geez what a mitch

by Mitching it May 14, 2022

mitching

irish slang for skipping class/dossing

wheres ben
he's mitching with sean and luke

by JoeMama69haha October 19, 2020

Mitch Bond maneuver

When her bush velcro's to your neckbeard while eating her cooch

I was eating her hairy roast beef and i accidentally pulled the Mitch Bond maneuver.

by bighossrango October 30, 2025

Mitch

Mitch = Dickpic

Just chuck her a mitch

by kefeufakaetae June 7, 2024