An alternative to 'Jokes"
by ChanG2 September 26, 2011
Get the Jakesmug. 
A sexual action performed by a male getting a blowjob and ejaculating in a women's mouth. The women does not swallow the semen and instead spits it out onto the mans head. She styles his hair with the semen into a point and then lets it dry and harden. The man then sticks this hair dildo up the women's vagina.
Dude 1: Guess what your Sami and I did last night?
Dude 2: What, did you guys do a semen demon?
Dude 1: Better, I pulled my first jake ever.
Dude 2: What, did you guys do a semen demon?
Dude 1: Better, I pulled my first jake ever.
by jakeyascrub October 31, 2012
Get the Jakemug. by Dizzleswag November 22, 2011
Get the Jakemug. 
A known retard who likes to jump out and flash the women on his street. He is a chronic sufferer of gangrene and ingrown toe nails. Used to describe something that smells really bad. Often makes you wander, why was he born?
by EMMMAMAMAMAMAMAMA October 18, 2008
Get the Jakemug. by johnnyboy16 August 1, 2009
Get the Jakemug.