Jakes

An alternative to 'Jokes"

" I got arrested yesterday"
"Dude really?"
"Jakes!"
"You got me"

by ChanG2 September 26, 2011

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Jake

Another word for a choad.

Man that guy has a jake.

by ravens52fan37 October 4, 2008

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A sexual action performed by a male getting a blowjob and ejaculating in a women's mouth. The women does not swallow the semen and instead spits it out onto the mans head. She styles his hair with the semen into a point and then lets it dry and harden. The man then sticks this hair dildo up the women's vagina.

Dude 1: Guess what your Sami and I did last night?
Dude 2: What, did you guys do a semen demon?
Dude 1: Better, I pulled my first jake ever.

by jakeyascrub October 31, 2012

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Jake

A fat-ass who tricks people into being friends with him, later to act like he hates them.

Uh why did that Jake have to walk in here? He's so fat.

by Dizzleswag November 22, 2011

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is a faggot.

Jake loves dick.

by Jakethepenislover September 7, 2013

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Jake

A known retard who likes to jump out and flash the women on his street. He is a chronic sufferer of gangrene and ingrown toe nails. Used to describe something that smells really bad. Often makes you wander, why was he born?

"hey i farted"
"yeah that's so Jake"

by EMMMAMAMAMAMAMAMA October 18, 2008

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