Crispy Fist

The act of lubricating your hand with vaseline, or another similar substance, and then dipping the lubricated hand into a pile of sand or similar gritty substance. Once the lubricated hand is acceptably gritty, the hand is then inserted into your partner anally. The rapid pumping motion of the hand along with the rugged texture will rip at the anus and cause extreme pain and also extreme pleasure, assuming the masochism is a sexually gratifying experience.

Synonyms include, Revenge of the sand people, Sandy Cheeks, Gritty Salad, and Happy Happy Fun Time............................. with sand.

Tom gave me one hell of a gritty salad last night. I couldn't sit for hours.

That rectal exam was a handful of petroleum jelly and sand away from being a Crispy Fist.

by Skybo67 October 29, 2010

amber fists

an awesome song sung by a group named Cable Car. Too bad they broke up :/ and some of their lyrics are hard to understand D:. They aren't a popular group so unfortunately no one can look up their lyrics.

jazzy: hey! dude do you know the lyrics to amber fists? some of their words are difficult to understand :/

james: no! i searched everywhere but i cant find the lyrics!!!

by immasithlordPCHH July 5, 2010

fist on the neck

an act of bruising the neck. by the action of kissing,sucking, or biting.

fist on the neck

by ST.Tones December 25, 2010

Bitch Fisting

The act of public lesbian cunt thumping. An aggressive female dominatary fisting to assert alpha female status.

Despite Maxi's superior dyke mullét, Trace swiftly delivered a massive bitch fisting.

by Justin Quind-Felcher October 11, 2008

Puppet fisting

When your friend rolls his socks off his feet to the point it looks like a condom you take it and put it on to your hand (thus making a sock puppet condom) and proceed to fist your std filled slut.

I love to go puppet fisting with my best friends on the weekends in the dark.

by Dannyhugedick August 24, 2014

Dino Fist

Term which describes a female front wedgie that both surpasses camel toe and moose knuckle.

Woah! Check out that obese womans dino fist!

by Echoshade555 May 27, 2011

Slippy Fist

Using too much lubricant during the act of male masturbation or recieving a hand job which causes the hand to go out of control.

I used too much baby oil while I was cranking it the other day and I got the 'ol slippy fist.

by Frankie Rizzo November 29, 2007