chode

1) Technical definition: A chode is not the area between a man's nutsack and asshole. It is the soft pink walls of the inner-ass-crack, just outside the asshole itself.

2) A person who is a chode is someone who is a douchebag but doesn't know it, and acts like he/she is "cool".

Most commonly refers to oblivious bosses who think their employees like them, and rich white kids who try to break dance. If someone makes you and your friends do the "durr, durr" retard impression when he/she leaves, that person is likely to be a chode.

Be advised: YOU are probably a chode if you frequently are the one walking away from a group alone thinking you're cool or down!

Chode Manager: "Hey guys, thanks for working Sunday... so how was your weekend?"

Workers: "great. How was yours?"

Chode Manager: It was awesome! I got a good bike ride in, mowed the lawn, spent time with "the fam". Oh! I got new bike shoes....(rambles on)

Workers: (whisper) seriously???? What a CHODE!!!

by Jag Panzer November 23, 2011

Chode

John Francis Walsh

john has a chode, no joke

by chazman91 December 12, 2010

chode

A chode is a person or persons who are hypersensitive about others definitions on Urbandictionary.

Good God, Zaq is such a chode!

by rwwells September 9, 2010

Chode

n Scottish

A type of person, Scottish, cantankerous, bad with people, tight with money, possessing a penis wider than it is long

Aye man, that lad over there seemed like a right chode

by McBald April 21, 2009

Chode

Alex 'the chode' aka 'potential baller'

Alex is a chode. He doesn't use his penis

by caleb.notchode May 23, 2008

chode

a penis short and fat

nathan told me to suck it, and i was going to until i saw his tiny chode poking out

by chelsea May 18, 2004

Chode

A short and fat penis.

Hey Demietra told me that Gordon Has a Chode!

by Mike Masse June 11, 2006