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Carpet smackers

A woman's boobs become carpet smackers when you take her from behind.
My wife's carpet smackers are smacking the carpet every time I thrust my cock into her when giving her what fer in the living room.
by thebumpasspodcast October 6, 2017
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carpet puller

The act of ripping up a girls pussy hair with your teeth
I was a total carpet puller on that chicks pussy last night!!
by iowajoe1 August 24, 2016
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melon carpet

The fuzzy hair on a lovely set of breasts of any gender.
"He took off his shirt and had the best melon carpet!!"
by corvideer October 2, 2018
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Carpet Stank

“Dude how was it?”

“It was alright, but she had that carpet stank.”
by Ccamp April 22, 2020
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Dust the carpet

When you proceed to dance (get down on it) so intensely that you kick up dust from the carpet.
Yo put some of that Marvin Gaye shit on dawg. I’m trying to dust the carpet right quick.
by ThatsTheyz April 29, 2022
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carpet exchange

A large meeting of lesbians, also possibly a lesbian orgy. A derivative of carpet munching
by punt.cuncher December 6, 2014
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Carpeted Bathroom

Worst thing to exist ever. A girl from my theatre class has a thing for them. Why?
Carpeted Bathrooms shouldn't be a thing

"Look at all the mold in my Carpeted Bathroom"
by TheatreCrackhead September 26, 2019
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