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balloon land

acting nonsensical or irrational; drunk or stoned; about to lose consciousness: not lucid or aware of his/her immediate surroundings. A derivative of insult for "insane", such as "looney tunes" or " lunatic".
" After all that booze, he's probably in balloon land".
by Ren May 3, 2004
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Coon Balloon

A Coon Balloon is when a flock of coloured men or women climb into a hot air balloon.

It is only considered a Coon Balloon when 4 or more coons are in it at once.
"Hey, Tyrone! let's group up fam and get in dat coon balloon u know what it is boi real tings out ere'"
by Iamthekinglol March 26, 2019
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Bum Balloon

An action that occurs during anal sex where the female has been pushed nearly upsidown with her anus pointing upwards, the rectum opens letting air flow in and whilst the male is thrusting the air is forced out creating a false fart. The moment where the air is inside the rectum is known as a bum balloon, it is similar to a Qweef.
Gavin: I was having anal sex with my girlfriend last night and she farted!
James: Sure she didn't have a bum balloon?

Gavin: Well maybe, it didn't smell.
by OriginalHipster May 6, 2013
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Water Ballooning

When you cum in a girl so much her stomach inflates.
Yo me and Rochell were fucking then that bitch turned into a water balloon. Water Ballooning.
by IAmToxix October 9, 2018
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Cum-Balloon

When someone gets filled up with so much cum they turn into a balloon
Damn, Josh fucked his girl so hard last night he turned her into a Cum-Balloon!
by Monkey and Stoney May 16, 2016
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balloon knot

After I tickled Jessica's balloon knot for a little while I butt fucked her so hard she'd leak when she farts
by Frank Grimes June 4, 2005
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Cock-Balloon

Cock Balloons are like condoms, but cooler. They bring joy and stop icky-ness, like Obama, only not so religious. Often used as a hip way to encourage safe sex.
Changing holes? Think Cock-Balloons.

Don't dirty the pie! Use Cock-Balloons.

Overseas? Think Cock-Balloons.
by www.cock-balloons.com July 30, 2011
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