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Thanos Snapper 

Thanos snapper is a hard purple dick of thanos of avengers
Thanos snapper slapped her across the face.

thanos cum 

When the character thabks from marvel cums.
Look at all this thanos cum”!

Thanos Center 

Just as Thanos's snap was technically a halfway point between "nobody dies" and "everybody dies", other ideas can be said to occupy the "Thanos Center" of policy options if they are in the middle in some technical way despite being radically extreme and appallingly unacceptable to the vast majority of people.
A national highway speed limit of 35 mph is the Thanos Center, not a realistic compromise!
Thanos Center by jdfree August 10, 2021

Thanos balls 

big sexy purple zesty squid sacks that are typically wrinkly and saggy, and are known to attract and penetrate people of both genders.
1: omg did you see Thanos balls on that sex magazine?
2: you mean his big sexy purple zesty squid sacks? Oh yess!
Thanos balls by Mr. McNugget April 21, 2022

Thanos Chin Biologist 

A person who has been deemed qualified to identify if an individual has an ugly chin or jawline referred to as a “Thanos chin” in reference to the Marvel Character’s bumpy, deformed chin.
“Yeah he said that she had a Thanos chin. I guess he must be a Thanos Chin Biologist.”

Thanos Snap 

To perform a "Thanos snap" or to have a "Thanos snap" performed is to reduce something by half.
Human1: Hey, did you know that over the next century global warming is going to give a Thanos snap to all life on earth?
Human2: No I didn't, well that sucks.
Thanos Snap by Pancake Knight December 9, 2018