Thanos is a big grape drone the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) who was able to beat the Avengers. He snapped a snap that caused half the universe to turn to dust.
Cole- I can’t believe thanos won in Infinity War.
Hank- dude I know I wonder what’s gonna happen in Endgame.
Hank- dude I know I wonder what’s gonna happen in Endgame.
by I’m_really_depressed April 28, 2019

A mentally challenged, purple man who plans to bring peace to the universe using his foreign rizz and colorful rock collection. Can bench a whole ass spaceship, so don't get too close.
by Righteous-mcmuffin04 May 17, 2023

the annoying turd in the bowl that will never flush, it comes out in a snap but even when you get a bunch of superheroes to get rid of this poop it just wont go away even after 22 movies
by Jimjimjimmyjim May 6, 2021

Stealing all grannies rings and auto-asphyxiate yourself with a belt tied to the bedroom door.
Dying like a real man.
Dying like a real man.
by WolvesAyWe December 29, 2024

Thanos, a purple skinned buff and stripes chin dude from the Marvel Cinematic Universe doing gaming in his house.
What games does he play? Who knows
What games does he play? Who knows
by DefinitionMaster321 February 18, 2021

by Jimjimjimmyjim April 17, 2021
