Worst Texter Ever

Violet "Purple" REDACTED. Literally has no clue how to properly respond to text messages. You ask her "Hey what are you doing this weekend?" and she'll respond "Did you know that Rob Lowe is deaf in one ear? funky!" You ask her "What's the science homework?" and this lil' buffoon will respond, "I think I'm having an allergic reaction. I ate a bowl of tomato chili and I'm very allergic to citrus. LOL"

"Hey do you know who's the Worst Texter Ever is, right?"
"Yes it is Violet "Purple" REDACTED."

by mynameispurple September 25, 2019

Kacob Tetters

Slightly larger sexy sexy sexy man
He has a massive weenus and is a right ladies man.

“His largerness really complements his weenus” said woman 1
“Yeah he’s a really sexy Kacob Tetters” said woman 2

by Ebic person October 19, 2019

Martin Texter

Someone who can't keep a conversation going through text messaging. Texts boring things and phrases such as "K", "Cool", "What's Up", "Nothing Much", and "Hbu". Is awkward,someone who sends one word responses and is basically impossible to carry on a conversation with in text

He was such a martin texter on instagram direct message last night.

by Tri-state Area December 18, 2020

casey tettemer

She’s a girl that you never want to slip out of your hands. She’s just all around perfect. Always keep her entertained and treat her well. She’s kind and loving. Protect her at all costs. Hell maybe one day she’ll come back to me. Prolly not Lcc

Man can’t believe I let casey Tettemer go... what a mistake.

by Bryce Petrie February 8, 2021

Slack Texter

A slack texter is somebody who doesn't really text back or isn't consistent with their texting .

___ is a slack texter ! They never text me back 🙄

by JesusLover07 July 3, 2021

Indy texter

Someone who sends individual thoughts and responses while texting.

Jake texted Nikki a paragraph with many thoughts and questions in one long paraphrased text…Nikki being the indy texter she is responded to jake in 8 individual texts

by Jow71 April 14, 2022

Princess texter

When a male friend is asked a question and
doesn't acknowledge it. He tries to curve the
question and not answer it texting about other
things. He is princess texting his way around the
topic like a girl would.

Messy mike: Yoo, did you fuck with that one girl from the addy?

Johnny topside: We just chilled in the room and did things.

Messy mike: That mean you guys did fuck huh?

Johnny topside: You know we vibed and shit.

Messy mike: Right, but you did fuck her right? How was it?

Johnny topside: Not going to lie she was cool.
Messy mike: Why you being a princess texter bro did you guys fuck or nah? You just avoiding the question a lot.

by Zuperior Daddy July 16, 2022