tag team texting

when you have your friends help you with the science of texting when you dont know exactly what to say to a girl. This does not apply to douches, or smooth guys.

-FUCK MAN! I don't really know what to say to this girl.. I don't want to say something that could ruin it. Tag team texting?
-Tag me in!

by STEFAANN November 1, 2010

Cur Fles Testis?

Latin phrase which means "Why do you cry, witness?" but also means "Come in penis, testicle" when transliterated to Bulgarian.

Latin Teacher: Cur fles Testis??
Bulgarian student: But we barely know each other ma'am!

by Vizantieca November 1, 2010

bottom texting

When your a bottom in sex and they ain't doing good so you pull out your phone.

Person one"Why didn't you come with the boys yesterday?"
Person two"I should have, but I letting my girl ride me"
Person one"Thats better than hanging with us"
Person two"No, I was bottom texting"

by mhcool10 March 21, 2017

texting off

to drunk text your mistress in your girlfriend's bathroom to tell her you'll meet her at 2 am

X: This guy just texted me. He wants to meet me later for sloppy seconds after he brings his girlfriend home.

B: What is he in the bathroom texting off?

by battichica January 19, 2007

Jew Texting

A jewish person texting.
Or someone that all they do is texting.

Quit jew texting.

by That polish kid1 December 16, 2008

textasaurus

An individual that creates numerous text messages throughout the day as a form of communication.

Julie text me like 100 times today-- She's a textasaurus!1

by Sky Pace April 2, 2007

Textipation

When a text on your cell phone won't go throw, as in becoming constipated.

"Why didn't you reply to my message last night?"
-- My phone had textipation last night, sorry.

by funkylilwhitegrl November 30, 2007