testaroasting

an occurrence which causes one's blood to boil; getting pissed; making one mad; by causing their testosterone to flow profusely; testosterone-roasting.

snitches might be responsible for testaroasting the killaz

by SnoopPakiPak January 3, 2009

teeter bug

a male's sex instrument

Don't let no one stick their teeter bug in your tooty.

by Gkidz April 26, 2010

Tedster

Someone you've met 12 days ago but feel like you've always known. A caring and practical man yet sexy as hell!

Went to the lake with Tedster on Sunday and felt so comfortable .. almost as if we've been there before!

by bombayginger September 10, 2019

180 Teeter Totter

A sexual act in which a male having sex, usually in missionary position, uses his penis as a pivot point to spin in a half circle, and then proceeds to have sex reverse missionary while the two are now facing opposite directions. Not for "little ones"

"Dude, I totally gave my girl a 180 teeter totter last night." "Dude, that's gay"

by NevaM November 15, 2009

Testeronee

When, during his mid-life crisis, a man goes on a pasta creation spree.

Hannah - "What the fuck is this?"

Lil' Jimmy - "Oh, that's just dad's new pasta. It's part of his 'Testeronee'."

by U Craszee June 21, 2009

testecle ned

a loser with a big forehead(billy bender)

yo that kid looks like testecle ned

by jonny April 4, 2003

Texterbate

(v) texting your own self dirty messages that get you off.

Friend: who are you texting?

You: myself, for texterbating later when I'm drunk... you know? texterbate.

by SAE Poncho June 16, 2010