Tech Decking

That is not what you say, you say FINGERBOARDING. Not "Tech Decking".

See that dude tech decking?
Mike Schneider: Dude. It's called FINGERBOARDING.

by fingerboard god June 2, 2022

Tech-tactics

The act of adding intrinsic value by visually organizing, arranging, cleaning, and curating a set of objects. Especially of technology.

John: "I feel so stressed at my job."
Dan: "Maybe you should apply some tech-tactics to your office space. That might lighten the mood."
John: "That sounds like a good idea. I'll try that."

by LazyBenzoil June 22, 2022

tech tip

anything written by a virgin

virgin: "tech tip: you can code using c++"
fbi: "virgin detected"

by sussyamognus July 11, 2022

Tech silly

Doing dumb silly things with technology, just your average everyday dumbassity and stupidity. It can also be technology being silly (viceversa).

Person 1: *Long sigh* The screen is taking forever to load. Been here 10 minutes. Tried to reload it over and over again, close the page, checked the wifi, refreshed the page, restart the computer and even tried to shut off the computer by plugging it off.
Person 2: That’s tech silly.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: You know… just technology being technology.
Person 1: Uhm….ok I guess….

by Honeyandmilk December 5, 2022

Tech Park

Place where you go to see regular ass traffic. Normally utilized daily between the hours of 6 am to 5:59 am.

Yo are you going to the Tech Park at 6 am on a Monday?

by Grippy Boi January 6, 2023

Tech Fascist

This word defines Elon Musk, and every rich-ass like him.

“Twitter is ruined by the tech fascist”
“The space is going to be privatized by the tech fascist”

by IAmBrain January 14, 2023

Tech Support

Wizards of the highest order, often dwell on a floor lower than your own.
Sometimes dwell in the basement.

Will fix whatever you break, fuck up or delete without checking if you had the right things marked.
Usually comes equipped with the "IT Aura", a passive skill with a 50% chance of having the issue correct itself.

"Tech Support barely walked in the door and my computer started working again!"

"Yeah, that has to be the IT Aura. I swear these guys are magic."

by ITWizKidIcarus February 16, 2023