trouser batter

possibly after product of Pocket Billiards or Premature Ejaculation - the 'batter' that a man finds covers his sausage

"after dry-humping that bookshelf, I had major trouser batter"

by John McFloss September 24, 2008

trouser snake in the grass

A conniving man who feigns friendship with a woman for the sole person of intercourse.

"When John told his friend Nick that he was only dating Amy for sex, Nick called John a trouser snake in the grass."

by qbillustration July 18, 2013

Wowzers-trousers!

An exclamation of profound amazement at something truly brilliant

Wowzers-trousers, Flotsam invented the term Wowzers-trousers! And it wasn’t Doodles at all! He’s a stone cold genius

by Splunky January 29, 2024

Trouser Chowder

When someones trousers are filled with Sweat , Shit , Piss and Gunk

Man can you smell that dude ? He’s definitely got trouser chowder

by Jesters Privilege December 20, 2022

Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

A synonym for fapping

I just sa charlie Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

by Shouta-Kun March 18, 2022

Trouser Work

When the work gets done in the trousers.

Mike really needed a seamstress for his trouser work, but what he got was a handjob.

by _Sped_ August 7, 2022

Trouser tits

Balls. Tits but in your trousers.

You've gotta have some real trouser tits to do that

by Mylesglo March 12, 2024