Attentive Trouser Phobia

the extreme or irrational fear that a pair of pants from your closet will gain sentience and be able to walk on its own.

Mason: dude why do you lock your closet door?
Gio: what if my pants unhang themselves in the middle in the night and watch me while I sleep?

mason: thats the most extreme and (or) irrational fear I've ever heard of...
Gio: I have Attentive Trouser Phobia ever since that one episode of jimmy neutron.

by Gio_At_Nite August 7, 2022

Trouser Work

When the work gets done in the trousers.

Mike really needed a seamstress for his trouser work, but what he got was a handjob.

by _Sped_ August 7, 2022

Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

A synonym for fapping

I just sa charlie Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

by Shouta-Kun March 18, 2022

trouser trout

When a tall glass of water* walks in and a man’s penis starts flopping around like a fish out of water

*tall glass of water = hot woman with long legs

“Girl, you ain’t got a hook big enough for this trouser trout... master baiter”

by ugonnalearn_t_day January 19, 2021

gucci trousers

Gucci Trousers made by TommyInnit.

Ph1lza, I have gucci trousers now!

by meme_dude_was_taken March 24, 2021

trouser snake

A new Kik term for a guy's penis

Boy in Kik room: anyone wanna see my snake?

Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake

Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation

( Boy leaves room)

by Sexydimma March 28, 2021

left trouser legger

a freemason

the boss just invited me to an event at his lodge! I had no idea that he was a left trouser legger

by jonny bogroll the eigth November 24, 2024