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Monkey Toss

A foosball goal scored when a player on one team shoots the ball, and it is rejected by the other team into the original shooter's goal. Derived from a monkey tossing its masturbatory result at an unsuspecting victim.

There are various forms of the monkey toss, including the D-Toss (defender scoring on a toss) and the Bank Toss (a monkey toss that goes off the wall before going into the goal).
Dude, you thought you had the shot but he totally monkey tossed you.
by Haggdogg June 18, 2009
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toss

A small cash transference as just compensation to mooch off your friend (the kind of friend with limited supplies, of course). Commonly practiced by goofy suburban stoners with enough money to do that sort of thing.

Meaning similar but less formal than throw down.
Me: Aye nucca can you toke me up?
Friend: Yeh, but toss me a five dolla bill.

HOLLAAA
by Sqaith May 3, 2005
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Tossing the pumpkin

What have you been doing?
I have been tossing the pumpkin.
by hopefulginger January 12, 2011
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tossing sallad

Licking somebody's ass. Done often in prisons as a initiation rite as a complement to sodomy and blow job.
-Toss my salad, bitch!
-Yesterday, that pussy Arnold tossed my sallad.
-Where's John? -Tossing my sallad!
by Andreas April 5, 2004
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tossing salad

Gosh, I sure do like to toss salad (eat shit hole).
by anna smolder November 30, 2003
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toss rag

like a sock covered in cum. Good for insulting any old twat that pisses you off ! swiflty followed buy another top notch insult .
Ross: " Did you know, I'm colourblind but only to synthetic colours ! "
Matt: " Oh, your such a toss rag ! Go fuck your dinosaur whore of a mum ! "
by matt w & ross September 7, 2008
mugGet the toss ragmug.

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