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Canadian shit torture.

When your friend has diarrhea on the top bunk of your bed and it drips through the mattress and onto your forehead, which prevents you from sleeping.
Person 1: I heard your friend shit the bed yesterday.
Person 2: Yeah, it was total Canadian shit torture.
by PurpFr March 15, 2026
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cock and ball torture

A form of sexual activity including the torture of the cock and left nut. Very high risk, and very low reward.
-I heard Jimmy did cock and ball torture yesterday!
-Damn he's stupid.
by fortniteballsallinyourface December 11, 2024
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Chinese Jork Torture

When you are captured by an insurgent and they jork your shit with alcohol till it peels and then keep going till it bleeds.
"My boy Terry got Chinese Jork Tortured by his Ex, his meat was raw gang 😭😭"
by Lil Jork March 3, 2025
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Chinese Jork Torture

When you are captured by the CCP and to extract information from you they jerk your shit with 99% percent alcohol till it peels.
"Yo my buddy Jared got the Chinese Jork Torture the other day when he got caught flaming Xi Jingping on Douyin live."
by Lil Jork March 7, 2025
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Cockroach ball torture

The act of putting a straw in your cock and letting a cockroach climb in
by Roach nigga March 27, 2025
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Afghani Cum Torture

Much like Chinese Water Torture, however rather than water slowly dropping onto one's head, cum is, directly from another tortured person.
"Hey Steve, wanna come over and watch the Afghani Cum Torture going on in my basement?"
by seven rats in a corpse April 24, 2025
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