The act of putting all of your fingers in your mouth then placing your soggy fingers into somebody elses mouth.
by newspoons October 03, 2011
A big fat poon which has just been involved in a long period of sexual activity. The hair on the poon is saturated and sticks to other areas of the poon or inside leg
Wow I fucked that bird so hard last night she had a right smelly wet biff by the time I'd finished with her
by Womb raider April 11, 2016
by An Idiot Controls this account August 12, 2017
by Dan in a can October 24, 2019
When someone bare-ass farts in close proximity to another person's face. The spraying fecal matter from one's flapping ass cheeks should simulate the spraying water from a dog shaking itself dry.
"I forgot to fill the fridge with beer for my husband to come home from work to, so he totally gave me a wet doggy when I fell asleep. I am still finding feces in my hair."
by Barry Beauty June 03, 2014
by Pinkninja October 28, 2018
The act of breast feeding yourself
by Charles_w August 03, 2015