shrek wax

Shrek Wax: When you cum in a girls ear and let it dry over night.

"During breakfast my roomate said she couldn't hear in one ear. So I asked her if her man gave her a Shrek wax."

by Redddd071 October 16, 2017

Oh Shrek

A "swear" word for middle schoolers in place of "the 'f' word." Also can be used when engaged in intercourse with the legend himself.

Kid 1: Oh Shrek! Somebody stole all of my Robux!!!

by isaactherutabaga October 1, 2017

shrek chan

The most sexiest anime character

Shrek Chan #1

by AsianDogStore(Food Market) July 5, 2019

Shrek’s Pubes

Another word for weed or marijuana 🍃🍃

Hey, do you wanna smoke some of Shrek’s pubes?

by mikwoo42069 April 25, 2020

Donald Shrek

A combination of Shrek and Trump that makes girls Squirm. Donald Shrek was made when Obama removed his haemorrhoid. Donald Shrek's final form is Shrumpett.

Me: Are you still seeing Donald Shrek?
Her: Stop it, I am oger him already.

by LividPlanets November 24, 2018

Shrek Stomp

A Overwatch slang term. To define a team getting destroyed by the enemy team and has no chance of winning

Dude in the Overwatch league the Boston Uprising got Shrek Stomped!

by Austria19 February 4, 2021

Shrek's Toenail

a long toenail that belongs to Shrek it is green and yellow and red

Oh wow I found Shrek's toenail in my among us treasure chest fortnite battle pass!!!

by fortniteboi56 March 15, 2022