Procrastinator Parade

Something (usually a project of some kind) you tend to dread early and when it comes, since you've been putting off prep work, you will suffer from a variety of bad times.

That project that was due later this month has become a Procrastinator Parade for all the employees.

by R.Ost June 19, 2023

procrastinator

A synonym for the entirety of humanity, or someone who does everything to avoid anything.

Guy1: Why you oughta be so much of a procrastinator, huh?
Guy2: Well aren't we all?
Guy1: ...
Guy2: ...
Guy1: Woah... that's deep
.......
Mom: *yells from upstares* did you remember to throw away the trash billy?

by "Tech" Zachary January 28, 2023

procrastination

Time efficiency. It’ll get done.

Ah procrastination… Can’t wait to tell you all about it later on.

by Vince Vileborne February 6, 2023

Procrastination

Put up definition and example on may 2022

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by Baby from pompeii April 5, 2024

Unfocused Procrastinator

What you must be considering that you are searching for this instead of doing something more productive. Typically due to lack of focus and being easily distracted.

Mom: Dave, are you writing your essay?
Dave: Umm...
Mom: (Examines what Dave is doing on his computer)
Dave! Why are you searching definitions on the Urban Dictionary instead of writing real words for your essay? You are such an unfocused procrastinator:

by A Former Procrastinator April 18, 2024

Procrastinating

What you're doing right now, your entire course is due tomorrow and you've only finished half, because your brain is addicted to dopamine.

You right now: 'I'm gonna and go fuck around on Urban Dictionary instead of finishing my homework.'
Virgin: 'Man I love procrastinating'

by ThickCookingOilDrinker June 21, 2021

Procrastination

the action of delaying something.

You never do anything productive, that is procrastination

by Mali123Woody July 8, 2021