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Left-Theft

When a privileged member of the Left exploits the emotional labor of the less fortunate members and then claims victimhood when called out for it.
Jesse committed left-theft when he refused to acknowledge the POC's mental health crisis, nor their previous contributions to the organization, and expressed feeling unappreciated for his misguided attempts to intervene, leading to trigger-blocking the POC.
by Senecae June 16, 2022
mugGet the Left-Theftmug.

the girl on the left

A phrase used by the Ballinger fandom after a twitter user referred to Rachel Ballinger as the girl on the left.
"The girl on the left didn't even know what jojo siwa was saying"
"The girl on the left---??? Rachel deserves better"
by local rat August 4, 2018
mugGet the the girl on the leftmug.

left test

A rough method of judging a person's rate of aging. To left test is to view a user's current profile picture on Facebook, which is the most recent, and press the left arrow key. This goes back to the user's first picture, when they were younger. It may span several years, or few, and their mileage will vary.
<while friend is stalking someone on Facebook> Damn, give them the left test!
According to the left test, she's like-new.
by midinerd September 11, 2016
mugGet the left testmug.

left knee

what you hurt while tripping over drugs
"I was tripping on the drugs and I hurt my left knee"
by anonymous April 8, 2021
mugGet the left kneemug.

Left on drew

With the popular app Kik, it is defined as leaving people ( specifically women) on message delivered ( or on D).
Damn bro, another honey Left on Drew
by ElYeffe May 27, 2020
mugGet the Left on drewmug.

left bastard

When someone is three times as much of a right bastard than thought possible.

Inspiration: "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."
Person 1: Did you see him hit-and-run my car? What a right bastard he is.

Person 2: He did worse than that. He ran over a puppy and threw an empty beer can out his window. That bastard ain't a right bastard, he's a left bastard.
by Jack_Firerage June 30, 2023
mugGet the left bastardmug.

Left anklet

Wearing an anklet on the left ankle is a secret way to indicate one is queer and part of the LGBTQ+ community
You’re wearing a left anklet? That’s the gay side”
by ichoosetobeanonymous1990 July 7, 2023
mugGet the Left ankletmug.

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