The professional computer assistant you call to help you with a computer problem who either treats you like shit because
they think they are God since they know more about computers than you or who is of absolutely no help at all because in fact they know absolutely nothing about computers and have just charged you to make your problem even worse.
they think they are God since they know more about computers than you or who is of absolutely no help at all because in fact they know absolutely nothing about computers and have just charged you to make your problem even worse.
I just got off the phone with that comp-u-terd who works for the company that sold me my computer. I paid $50 dollars in advance to get help removing a virus and now my hard drive won't boot.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
Get the comp-u-terd mug.Terd is a reference to "small smelly annoying shits" that usually comes out after eating chili. Basically raisin shit.
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kids who act retarded because they have done to many e's. they do ecstacy at raves and their brains get holes in them so they act like idiots. real silly and dumb
1. yo those kids in the park are a bunch of e-tards
2. trevor started going to raves and getting high all the time. he lost his job and steals money. hes a huge e-tard
2. trevor started going to raves and getting high all the time. he lost his job and steals money. hes a huge e-tard
by little_miss September 30, 2006
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Holy crap after eating mexican food for dinner, chinese for lunch, and eggs benedict yesterday I had the stinkiest terd kabob this morning. My terd kabob had international appeal!
by tbone32 September 17, 2006
Get the terd kabob mug.Going to the store with your grandpa and asking for a avocado and him saying he don't know what that is, SO you ask for a alligator terd{knowing your about to get in trouble by grandma}And he says "O" one of those! Yes you can have one! while he's smiling the hole time! Thanks Grandpa!
by JulieMay February 29, 2008
Get the alligator terd mug.A chubby tree bunny. Also known as Treesuh or Twesa. She's a purple tree bunny who loves chocolate. But she is also a canadian AND asian purple tree bunny who loves chocolate. She is ALWAYS hungry. Teresa wants to go on a diet & Hates her parents.
by TwesaTreeIsABunnieee August 18, 2009
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