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america tax

The extra money, time, or quality of life lost as a result of doing business with or interacting with Americans.
The cashier short changed me and then got all confused when I protested; I never got my change back. I guess that's America Tax .
by Skinny Trucker October 13, 2015
mugGet the america taxmug.

death and taxes

the only two things that are inevitable in this cruel world
by chanslaptop December 7, 2020
mugGet the death and taxesmug.

expat tax

The price(not necessarily monetary) that you pay for being a foreign national while not understanding the local language or customs.
Person1: I'm not sure what this charge is on my receipt.
Person2: Do you know how to dispute it in french?
Person1: Nope
Person2: Well, it sounds they are charging you the expat tax.

Non-monetary example:
When you've already said "what?" 3 times and finally you just agree.
by unflores October 26, 2015
mugGet the expat taxmug.

Tootie Tax

You have to give some of your food to your cat, a form of tax.
You can’t just eat like that, you have to pay the tootie tax.

Did you give Max his tootie tax or did you eat all your food?

Look at Thor, she’s waiting for her tootie tax while you’re stuffing your face with this cheeseburger.

Loki didn’t even bother waiting for his tootie tax, he just grabbed a piece of chicken from my plate.
by Tootielover April 11, 2023
mugGet the Tootie Taxmug.

Vaseline Tax

The fee paid over and above the retail price of an item that is in short supply and high demand. It basically means you are paying for the vaseline they use to sodomize you.
I bought a new Harley the other day had to pay a steep vaseline tax.
by yert December 1, 2009
mugGet the Vaseline Taxmug.

Julien Tax

A term used when something such as an object or service is extremely over priced. Essentially a sales tax. For example if a shoe was priced at $100 retail, the Julien Tax would increase it to numbers in the $120-$180 range.
Guy 1: Yo bro how much are you selling those yeezy slides for?

Guy 2: I’ll sell you them for $220

Guy 1: Bruh, they’re selling for 120, thats some Julien Tax
by Javontay December 24, 2022
mugGet the Julien Taxmug.

Party-tax

The "tax" you pay to the host of a party, in form of refund on brought booze.
In countries with a refund system on bottles and cans, it is an unwritten social rule to leave your refund at the party. Party-tax-evasion is considered a very douchy thing to do and can eventually result in social suicide
If you help with cleaning up tomorrow, I'll buy you breakfast with the party-tax.
by hippiejolle September 6, 2013
mugGet the Party-taxmug.

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