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swine faker

A person who when in public hacks,coughs,sniffles and or sneezes in hopes to act swine flu infected and thus keep everyone who really does have the flu away.
1.) I went to the market today and in order to keep people with the swine flu away I was a swine faker. I was fake sneezing and coughing left and right. You know they're most contagious before they even show symptoms!!

2.)I've remained healthy all year! Thank god I'm a good swine faker!
by KTWIZZLE November 9, 2009
mugGet the swine fakermug.

Swine flu

An instance where you or someone you know gets wasted and hooks up with a fatty without their knowing, and can't seem to get rid of them
Man 1: Dude, who's this girl that keeps calling you?
Man 2: Don't worry about it; I just got drunk last night and now I've got the swine flu.
by shifter027 June 6, 2010
mugGet the Swine flumug.

Swine Sabre

A sexual activity whereas the Male is having some form of intercourse with a partner(mainly oral sex) and the male takes his penis, shoves it deep in the partners mouth till they gags and coughs then proceeds to ejaculate on their face....
Dude, that chick just got Swine Sabre'd, shes still coughing and gagging.
by VancityViet October 23, 2009
mugGet the Swine Sabremug.

swine fooled

Being fooled by mixing normal flu symptoms to swine flu symptoms
Patient: Doctor you have to give me tamiflu now i have swine flue
Doctor: Take it easy you are swine fooled, it is just a normal flu.
by Jurdylicious January 18, 2010
mugGet the swine fooledmug.

Swine Flu

Verb: A way to get out of writing a midterm and have the marks deferred to your final.
Guy 1: Dude, I have not yet opened my chem book.

Guy 2: Just swine flu that shit.
by Srt123456 February 10, 2010
mugGet the Swine Flumug.

swine slap

to hit someone in their pig nose
i just gave him a swine slap for putting his pig nose where it didn't belong!
by piggy peggy March 25, 2012
mugGet the swine slapmug.

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