Surf the Shark

When one unintentionally does something very impressive.

In reference to Doug Niblack. He was surfing off the coast of Oregon when his surfboard hit a great white shark, he landed on the shark and "surfed the shark" for a few seconds before falling off.

"That was awesome! Did you mean to do that or did you just Surf the Shark?"

by Zapper Weisman October 19, 2011

bong surfing

Upon running out of your own weed and being too broke to buy more; you then visit a different friend each day to get smoked out on their supply.

Garrett is so broke right now, I hear he's been bong surfing just to get high.

by rugtol44 June 30, 2018

bridge surfing

The act of burning bridges one after another, knocking them down like dominoes, barely staying above the surface of the wreckage and chaos.

I’ve been bridge surfing a lot recently, I stopped communicating with 3 friends last week.

by Delusional Illusions May 20, 2023

Urban Surfing

When you keep clicking the blue text on urban dictionary definitions with repetition to see where you end up

When you’re really bored, you should try urban surfing.

by Minicrusher4200 March 8, 2020

ass surf

The equivalent of a titty fuck, but done with the ass cheeks. Usually done as part of an overall ass worshiping before insertion.

My homie John said he ass surfed Mary. That girl’s ass is up there with Alexis Texas’. Lucky bastard.

by Juan John August 26, 2019

Pocket Surfing

When your smart phone remains unlocked in your pocket and clicks on things outside of your knowing.

Random Message: dude, who are you? What's with all the thumbs and waves?
You: What? Oh shit, I'm sorry. My phone must have been pocket surfing. I gotta be more careful about that.

by QuiteRadical June 23, 2022

Surfing the Desktop

When your internet is down and you're trying to find whatever porn you have saved on your computer.

"Dammit, the internet's down. Guess I gotta go surfing the desktop"

by Left Half of Hitler's Stache October 14, 2016