grasping at straws

to have false ideas or beliefs about something.

Larry thought Sue loved him, but he was just grasping at straws when he went after her.

by tom777777777777777777777777777 October 18, 2008

stray

A man (or woman) whose sexual preference is difficult to perceive just by looking at them or their circumstances. He/she might be straight, might be gay. Not a metrosexual because he could be gay, you don't know. Most likely this person is bisexual.

A: I knew that hot guy was straight! Just look at him chatting up that girl over there!

B: No, he's still a stray, we're in West Hollywood (boy's town), he's probably asking her what she thinks of Orlando Bloom's ass!

by Astrid September 30, 2005

straps

what you need to get

can you undo my straps please.

by El Strap de Guatamala April 16, 2004

Strass

abbreviation for Shut your ass

Strass bitch before I fuck you up

by Brawthers June 24, 2007

straps

can u get them showerman? i mean UNDO them gn333

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can u get them cody?

by Del Cuba el Grande mucho negrose del puerto rico del negro April 29, 2004

Straws

A forumer on Torchthebridge who used to be known as the guy who smoked pot all of the time. Now simply known as the guy who is a hippie.

Man you are as high as Straws!

by Tezkah March 26, 2005

The Stray Cat

You get wet slobbery head but pour foaming soap all over your dick then you blow your load in her eyes to she screams and goes mad. Punch her in the face so shes knocked out and then you penetrate her pussy and get it all foamy. So now she looks like a stray cat with rabies and was hit by a car.

Trash-bagging is also a valid option at the end.

Guy one: "Dude me and this hooker went so hardcore lastnight but i didnt have any money so i gave her The Stray Cat"
Guy two: "Yo man that's sick, I hope you tossed her in the Chesapeake though, right?"
Guy one: "You know it man!"

by houssizzle January 21, 2010