sjoberg

The worst spanish teacher in the world. Majority of her students are failing due to lack of enthusiasm and teaching skills. Half the classes droped out into another class or droped out period. The other half are failing badly. Synonem of evil.

"I fell asleep in sjobergs class again, whos class?"

by anonomous June 11, 2006

scobey

When a smelly substance, known as gas, secretes from your butt hole. :)

-"Dude, what's that smell?"
-"Scobey!!"

by emma layne May 1, 2008

Stobex

(stō’ beks) noun. An acronym for "soon to be exwife/exhusband". May be used by either spouse to refer to the other spouse, regardless of sex or gender, so long as they have the serious intent of getting a divorce, until the divorce is final.

My epic divorce took over 4 years, because my stobex and I couldn't agree.

by Moism July 14, 2010

Scobeyed

The act of pointing to a user-editable site and considering it authoritative. Specifically, relying upon a less-than-trustworthy source to win an unwinnable argument.

James 'Scobeyed' the definition for pownage to refute his obvious incorrectness.

by issue9mm March 1, 2008

Sober Seven

a girl that you think is hot when you have had a few beers, yet when you are sober she is only marginally attractive

- Dude, I hooked up with such a hot girl!
- Bro, she was only 'ok'. She was a Sober Seven!
or Cinderella at Disney Orlando

by your boy yo! January 10, 2010

Sobed

to become sober

After getting trashed, he sobed up before driving home.

by sobed_girl April 26, 2010

sober whiskey dick

Commonly known as erectile dysfunction, a much more serious problem than whiskey dick.

Damn, I haven't been able to get it up lately.

Hmm.. Sounds like you might have sober whiskey dick. You should probably see a doctor.

by pseudonym 3000 July 17, 2011