broke the seal

having gone beyond the first piss while consuming alcohol or some other beverage which has a diuretic effect. Once the seal has been broken, frequent visits to the bathroom will usually be forthcoming.

Wino #1:
"hey, what happened to you at Dangus' party the other night? I thought you were gonna stay and chill with us!"

Wino #2:
"Yeah that WAS the plan, but some asshat got me locked into a full-on hostage crisis and I started swigging on some drank. After a while I had to take a leak, but you know how that shit just keeps coming once you start, so I resisted. Well once the purple stuff was cashed, I did a few kegstands and rolled up into the john to take a monster whiz, but someone was passed out on the throne so I broke the seal in the bathtub.

After that, I had to see what kind of fucktardation was going down at my homeboy's sketch pad. As I might have guessed, they were licking psychedelic toads, dealing laser-guided tridents and pimping gay male midget prostitutes...awesome! But yeah, I must have pissed like 90 more times...because I broke the seal. Is that explanatory and redundant enough for you?!? Jesus, I need a drank!

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 12, 2008

Monkey Steals the Peach

v. A martial arts technique mastered by Michael Wu where one drops on his knees with one arm up to block, and the other hand is thrusted into the opponents croch, often resulting in the end of the fight.

I'm gonna Monkey Steal your Peach if you don't shut up!

by &owned November 24, 2004

STAL

I am Sir Tokes Alot, often used in web forums, Its origins came from some online forum when they had a member bitching about polls.

Used in online polls. STAL is used as an optional option.

by No Name Plz October 4, 2007

rare steak

The glorious inside of a black pussy. Dark on the outside, but bright red on the inside.

- "yo that black chick has got a nice rare steak"
- "was it nice and red?"
- "hell ya, juicy

by BrownWang August 16, 2016

cheese steak

A sandwich made of very thinly sliced steak covered in melted cheese(american/whiz/provolone) served on a long hoagie/sub roll--usually with grilled onions. The cheese steak invented in the 1930's in Philadelphia by Pat Oliveri of the world famous Pat's Steaks located in South Philadelphia.

In the original movie, "Rocky" can be seen eating a cheese steak at Pats.

by Al D April 26, 2006

steak raped

to take a girl out for a pricey dinner, pay for the whole thing, and then not only not get any nookie that night, but she doesnt respond to any of your texts or answer your phone calls

Me: Hey, dude, I took this chick out to Flemming's for a nice dinner that cost me over $100, and i didnt get any nookie at the end of the night.

Ryan: Dude that sucks

Me: Tell me about it! And since then she hasn't returned any of my texts or phone calls!

Ryan: Man, you got steak raped!

by marksu2 February 8, 2010

Winston Steam Chapel

A prank or act of revenge by taking a dump in ones dryer (with or without clothes in) and turning it on, then causing a horrific wreaking stench to travel throughout their house in just minutes. this is done without them having prior knowledge, of course.

"donnie has really been getting on my nerves lately, i think i'm going to drop a Winston Steam Chapel while he's out of town over the weekend"

by baby farks August 11, 2009