Starter Stache

The few hairs on a 13-15 year old boy's upper lip, similar to the Molester Mustache

"His starter stache felt weird when I kissed him after our date that his mom drove us to!"

by K.E.S. June 29, 2008

guido stache

the moustache is characterized by thin, jet black hair that spreads beyond the boundaries of the lips. this moustache can often be found on guido's who couldn't afford a razor for whatever holiday they celebrate. essentially a thinner porn moustache, this is an instant turn off for most women and an easy joke for most men.

bonney: hey whats up! i just got back from climbing mountains!
me and mp: nice guido stache.
bonney: oh hahaha you guys are hilarious! wanna play chess?
me and mp: your guido stache is off the charts.

by deelsky's_footlongs January 8, 2010

Stacey

She's a basic bitch. Mean to everybody, redheaded mainly, and coldhearted.

"Hey, nice jacket!"
"Shut the fuck up."
"No need to be a Stacey."

by Jinx Fuckem September 3, 2013

shacoon

Someone who is assigned the lowest type of work. A Lacky.

We need a shacoon to dig the ditch.

by Frank Partyka August 6, 2003

Seacow

The cow of the sea, or a fat ugly fuck.

Emily N is such a SEACOW!!

by ericaisepicx May 5, 2009

Secret Stache

An overabundance of peach fuzz on young men or seemingly attractive women, usually requiring proper lighting and/or a closer look.

The early phase in the growing of a blond man's mustache.

"Did you make out with Jenny last night?"

"I was about to, then I noticed her secret stache."

by Cornwallis Jones January 10, 2009

dash stache

The little patch of hair that women leave right above the mons pubis after waxing/shaving the rest of their pubic region bare.

"His girlfriend's ticklish dash stache did not stop him from giving her a night of oral that she would never forget."

by Bobbie Cocker March 16, 2010