When you've had a long day at work and no longer have the desire to feel your face, your friends are kind enough to pick you up and supply you with a pregame squeeze bottle. Who knows what's in it and, let's be honest, who cares.
Man I had this long ass shift the other day while everyone else was getting tanked. It was okay though because when Steve picked me up he brought a pregame squeeze bottle.
by FlamingoZucchini March 3, 2011
Get the Pregame Squeeze Bottlemug. by alkalinesam February 26, 2005
Get the squeeze one outmug. Drew: I have been dating this divorced girl, and no matter what I try, I can get her to give it up.
Eric: Is the juice worth the squeeze?
Drew: Not really. I wouldn't want anything serious with her. And she is only a 7.
Eric: Is the juice worth the squeeze?
Drew: Not really. I wouldn't want anything serious with her. And she is only a 7.
by Rico Suave and Brody Epic May 12, 2007
Get the Is the juice worth the squeezemug. by Smurfman256 October 4, 2017
Get the squeeze my lemonmug. The bars found in handicap stalls so that retards don't fall over while laying bricks that are also used by normal people to squeeze while shitting to increase the intensity of the dump by up to 10x.
I couldn't get all of my poop out until I grabbed the power squeeze bars and clutched so hard that all fecal matter was let loose.
by niggasteve11 June 2, 2010
Get the Power Squeeze Barsmug. by Cozza Ol' M8 January 21, 2019
Get the squeeze the bean burritomug. It's a incestious sex move, where two brothers are pounding and/or throat fucking their sister from either side
by renzy1337 July 5, 2023
Get the Alabama Squeeze Boxmug.