Kit Kat shuffle

The female art on NON PENATORY masturbation, usually done with four fingers....hence Kit-Kat.

"My god she's fit, and so is her mate. I wouldn't half mind seeing them give each other a Kit Kat shuffle"

by Johnny5_Hull January 14, 2008

souffle

Souffle- To omit something important in conversation very transparently, and to continuously deny it when confronted.

"When I asked her about her husband, she suddenly started talking about great american novelists. What a souffler."

by etaleasz May 6, 2009

swoogie shuffle

When you are side stepping, bobbing and weaving your way through a place that is generally filled with swoogies and the swoogies are in your way.

I was at the grocery store and I wanted some orange soda, watermelon and fried chicken and the swoogies were in my way so I had to do the swoogie shuffle around their gressy afro's and monkey babies to make my way through the store.

by metal316 September 5, 2011

shufflebeer

A simple drinking game that simply involves a smooth table surface (usually 6-9 ft long), 2 or 4 players, several cans of beer (as many as you want to drink), and a floor you don't care about getting beer all over. NOTE: The table should be watered down for optimum can-sliding.

The rules:
1) Players alternate sliding full beer cans back and forth across the table.
2) 3 possible outcomes occur:
a. The beer can falls short. Nothing happens.
b. The beer can falls over the edge. The other player must CATCH IT (this takes minimal coordination, but you'd be surprised how clumsy some people are). If you don't catch it, someone will probably have beer explode in his/her face later.
c. The beer can hangs over the edge. That is, if you get under the edge and can see can bottom, it counts. In this case, the other player must DRINK IT. All of it. Then get a new beer can to play with.
NOTE: The drinking player must open the can no more than one foot from his/her face. If the can has been dropped, the explosion can get ugly.
3) The other player/team gets a chance to slide the beer can across the table.

This is a fast-moving game. Generally the can is slid every 5 seconds or so. You also consume a good amount of beer in not much time, so 30 mins or so of this game makes for a great pre-party activity. If 4 players play you can slide either one or two cans at a time. An expert variation is to play with bottles...just make sure you have a soft floor in this case.

Ebenezer was a beirut champion in college back in the 1940's. Now he's lost his shooting touch, but his shufflebeer skills have made him the talk of the retirement home and have had Mildred, Ethel, and Agatha wanting to get all up in his Depends.

by Nicholas D January 31, 2007

Shuffle Bunny

One who plays a song via any mp3 device, waits roughly 30-60 seconds into the song and changes it to another. A shuffle bunny can be found in most automobiles that are either mp3 compatible or have an mp3-radio adapter.
Shuffle bunnies are most notorious for wanting to expose you to their entire musical taste in one car ride.

Frank: "Hey dude, listen to this song! *waits 30 seconds* Oh, no wait! Listen to this one! *Switches song and waits another 30 seconds* Oh, this one is sick though! Do you know this band? *Switches song etc...*
James: OH! You're such a shuffle bunny!

by davyxsals January 6, 2008

Horizontal Shuffle

Noun; the act of engaging in sexual intercourse, which is usually associated with two people laying on top of each other on a horizontal surface and engaging in rythmic sex screwing, which may or may not bear resemblance to a dance.

I asked my girlfriend if she would like to do the Horizontal Shuffle, she obliged and so I laid some serious pipe on that broad. I felt like Super Mario after I was done with her.

by Paul Pierre Toucher November 13, 2012

Put the iPod on shuffle

Code for masturbating when you don't want someone else to know.

1. John: Hey, Mary, I think I'm gonna go lay in bed and put the iPod on shuffle.

Mary: Oh, okay, John, that sounds fun!

2. "Dude, did you see that chick at the mall in the short skirt last night? I totally went home and put the iPod on shuffle to that."

by Cheffrey Snipes March 27, 2009