A simple drinking game that simply involves a smooth table surface (usually 6-9 ft long), 2 or 4 players, several cans of beer (as many as you want to drink), and a floor you don't care about getting beer all over. NOTE: The table should be watered down for optimum can-sliding.
The rules:
1) Players alternate sliding full beer cans back and forth across the table.
2) 3 possible outcomes occur:
a. The beer can falls short. Nothing happens.
b. The beer can falls over the edge. The other player must CATCH IT (this takes minimal coordination, but you'd be surprised how clumsy some people are). If you don't catch it, someone will probably have beer explode in his/her face later.
c. The beer can hangs over the edge. That is, if you get under the edge and can see can bottom, it counts. In this case, the other player must DRINK IT. All of it. Then get a new beer can to play with.
NOTE: The drinking player must open the can no more than one foot from his/her face. If the can has been dropped, the explosion can get ugly.
3) The other player/team gets a chance to slide the beer can across the table.
This is a fast-moving game. Generally the can is slid every 5 seconds or so. You also consume a good amount of beer in not much time, so 30 mins or so of this game makes for a great pre-party activity. If 4 players play you can slide either one or two cans at a time. An expert variation is to play with bottles...just make sure you have a soft floor in this case.
The rules:
1) Players alternate sliding full beer cans back and forth across the table.
2) 3 possible outcomes occur:
a. The beer can falls short. Nothing happens.
b. The beer can falls over the edge. The other player must CATCH IT (this takes minimal coordination, but you'd be surprised how clumsy some people are). If you don't catch it, someone will probably have beer explode in his/her face later.
c. The beer can hangs over the edge. That is, if you get under the edge and can see can bottom, it counts. In this case, the other player must DRINK IT. All of it. Then get a new beer can to play with.
NOTE: The drinking player must open the can no more than one foot from his/her face. If the can has been dropped, the explosion can get ugly.
3) The other player/team gets a chance to slide the beer can across the table.
This is a fast-moving game. Generally the can is slid every 5 seconds or so. You also consume a good amount of beer in not much time, so 30 mins or so of this game makes for a great pre-party activity. If 4 players play you can slide either one or two cans at a time. An expert variation is to play with bottles...just make sure you have a soft floor in this case.
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2. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking a datacenter
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It can be interpreted as an act of sexual dominance, a physical thrashing, or the fact that someone old enough to play shuffleboard could actually fight pretty well; hence the shock.
1. A shuffleboard cue / stick
2. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking a datacenter
3. A can of grease
It can be interpreted as an act of sexual dominance, a physical thrashing, or the fact that someone old enough to play shuffleboard could actually fight pretty well; hence the shock.
You should really respect your elders. Quit playing games or I will come down there and do the shuffleboard shocker on your ass.
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Before shuffleboarding can take place, all parties must remove their clothes and the woman must be completely lubricated. In this case, lubrication is necessary not only in the woman's vagina, but over her entire body.
Once this is done, the two men take their places at the opposite sides of the room and the woman lays on her back infront of one of them. The man standing over her takes his foot and penetrates her with it, so much so that he has the leverage to slide her across the room to the opposing side. The other man then spins the woman around and does the same. This continues until the woman has an orgasm.
Note: Shuffleboarding may be adapted for teams of two men on each side.
Before shuffleboarding can take place, all parties must remove their clothes and the woman must be completely lubricated. In this case, lubrication is necessary not only in the woman's vagina, but over her entire body.
Once this is done, the two men take their places at the opposite sides of the room and the woman lays on her back infront of one of them. The man standing over her takes his foot and penetrates her with it, so much so that he has the leverage to slide her across the room to the opposing side. The other man then spins the woman around and does the same. This continues until the woman has an orgasm.
Note: Shuffleboarding may be adapted for teams of two men on each side.
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