spuds puds

a friend called spuds testicles

"hey look spuds playing with his puds"

by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 8, 2003

Spuddle

This occurs while urinating; when a massive sneeze overpowers you causing jets of urine to spray uncontrollably all over the walls and floor of the bathroom. This usually results in a large puddle of pee.

"That Sally McPuddles made a huge mess when he pissed all over the goddamn floor, he must have spuddled in there!"

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

Spuds deep

During coitus, to have ones phallus inside the young lady as far as it will go.

"I say Frobisher old chap, I spent a delightful evening with Marjorie last night, and to top it off I was spuds deep by 11pm"

by Cooked Sock April 21, 2010

spudmonkey

a total goofball not constrained by your typical sense of reality and social norms.

One who would rather discuss farting noises than discuss anything remotely serious.
One who does not take life literally, or all that seriously.

The party really livened up once the spudmonkey arrived.
I could not get a straight answer, for all I tried, I swear that spudmonkey lied.

by growmoreweed May 12, 2014

Spudley

Spudley aka Sir Spuddington III is the single greatest potato on earth. Best man at your wedding, godfather to your children, perfect accompaniment to your medium rare steak, the spuds never disappoints.

Spudley is an effing lege mate

by Fagot March 21, 2018

Spudicle

A man who's testicles are bigger than large patatoes.

Steve:"u wanna see my spudicles?"
Mark: "what are spudicles?"
Steve: "These..."
Mark: "ewww maan...I didn't want u 2..woaahhh, they are hugeee!!"
Steve: "They hold 10 galons of seamen mannn..."

by Aa20006aa July 23, 2006

spudder

The sound made by a blast of diarrhea hitting the sides of the toilet bowl.

"I went into the bathroom at school and the person in the stall next to me must have been sick. All i could hear was one spudder after another."

by LiLiBoBoGeiGeiP March 6, 2005