An episode of explosive diarhea so intense that one could literally bend over and spray fecal matter from one's ass. Also know as blasting the porcelin off the pot.
Dude,
I just painted the back wall of the third shitter stall with a massive attack of bend-n-spray.
the act of seducing a chick that is way too hot for you. you get her nekkid and before you can consummate the act of love, you ejaculate, possibly on her, the bed, the floor, yourself or maybe even the door of the room. This is due to over-excitement
Joe: I can't believe you got to bang that smokin' piece of ass, Natalie Portman!
Jason: Naw man, it was more of a see and spray. :(
the act of aggressively slaying the vaginal region of a female until it looks like chipped ham and directly afterwards giving her a nice spray to the face and or boobs. this is usually followed by a couple pictures to show your friends or perhaps filming the whole act.
Zach asks - "Hey man did you fuck that girl last night?"
Russ replies- "No, but i did give her the old slay and spray!"
A seemingly random phenomenon where urine does not go where a male is aiming for it to go. Can occur when skin surrounding the urethra sticks together causing a side stream alongside the main stream of pee. It usually clears itself after a couple of seconds into the urination process, but can cause quite a mess before it does.
My wife'll kill me if I don't clean up all that stray spray I left all over the toilet seat.