slorkle

To suck a female sheeps left ear

Go and slorkle you cunt

by D4nNyM January 29, 2007

Spork

Spotted Pork

Beyond Spam, there's the madness of the meat-like product that is Spork.

by Samuel Griffon September 18, 2010

milk.sporkyou

best forum site ever. you better come if your cool

i just went to milk.sporkyou

by Royal Cline December 14, 2003

spork

Somewhat like the force but with much more power. Those with the spork rule over others, much like StarWars but sadly, the lightsabers are the mortal enemy of the spork and the movie could not contain both great creations.

Yoda - Strong within you the spork is!
Jim - No kidding, Bill scared the shit out of me and I almost inhaled it! Oh wait, did you say spork, I thought you was on about the f***ing force again. Damn I am sick of that shit.
Yoda - mmmm

by (pro'n Cass-I) August 12, 2007

Spork

A spork is the most awesome eating utensil known to man. It is the combination of a spoon and a fork and should be used to eat corn. Because corn is equally awesome.

Paco used his spork to scoop the corn on his plate and then to stab the last few delicious pieces.

by Sporkey McAwesome March 20, 2008

sporked

Codeword for banned. It originated on Gothic.net, where if a user is banned, their user title is changed to "eyeball SPORKED!", therefore to get 'sporked' means to get banned from something.

The admins at Gothic.net sporked their own mods! Trolls are starting to seep in and the site is dying. Let's find a way to save it.

by Hand Hanzo (ikarileaderbjk mirror) July 28, 2006

sporking

also, bisexual spooning

Ben and John curled up cozily sporking after a long hard day of work

by friendfriendfriend February 12, 2007