When a woman makes bonless things hard then u splooge all over a cat
Splooge is also know to come out Your bungerhole or bunger if u have a problem splooging then u should tell ur doctor to jack it for u. Also bunger nom
Splooge is also know to come out Your bungerhole or bunger if u have a problem splooging then u should tell ur doctor to jack it for u. Also bunger nom
by Vectrite December 3, 2014
Get the Splooge mug.A sploid is a term used to describe a penis that is extremely long and extremely thin - - - essentially looking like a strand of spaghetti or a pencil.
Opposite to the chode.
Opposite to the chode.
by Fuckshoes the Clown June 7, 2016
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A game, played by butt eating faggots, where a group of poofters all flong their dongs at the same time. First one finished is the winner.
Talbert, Winthrop, Swinburne, and Bruce had a splooie contest in the park, right next to the duck pond. Winthrop won.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 23, 2007
Get the splooie contest mug.Bill: Hey, I'm going to have unprotected sex tonight.
Frank: Well, you splooge, you lose!
Sam: Damn it! I've got a boner in khakis for that hot bitch who's presenting in class today!
Ryan: Keep it cool, man. You splooge, you lose. And get weird looks for the rest of your life.
Barack Obama: Dang, the Chinese foreign minister is one sexy woman! How am I going to stand at the podium while she's 3 feet away from me?
Hillary Clinton: With all due respect, Mr. President, you splooge, you lose. And maybe also cause nuclear warfare.
Frank: Well, you splooge, you lose!
Sam: Damn it! I've got a boner in khakis for that hot bitch who's presenting in class today!
Ryan: Keep it cool, man. You splooge, you lose. And get weird looks for the rest of your life.
Barack Obama: Dang, the Chinese foreign minister is one sexy woman! How am I going to stand at the podium while she's 3 feet away from me?
Hillary Clinton: With all due respect, Mr. President, you splooge, you lose. And maybe also cause nuclear warfare.
by MarceltheGreat March 20, 2011
Get the You Splooge, You Lose mug.The sink was stopped up- when I took the pipes apart they were lined with thick gobs of splooge...
Source: Daniel the Wise, Melbourne Beach Florida
Source: Daniel the Wise, Melbourne Beach Florida
by Daniel The Wise September 25, 2006
Get the splooge mug.neville:"wa goan blud, what you been up to?"
winston:"just been playing with my bitches splodge all afternoon nigga!"
winston:"just been playing with my bitches splodge all afternoon nigga!"
by sweatybollox May 9, 2010
Get the splodge mug.The incorrect term for a device actually called a "spoof".
Not a "spLoof"
SPOOF
S-P-O-O-F
A spoof is a cardboard tube from toilet paper rolls or a bottle etc filled with dryer sheets. You use it to cover up the smell of weed smoke by blowing your toke through the spoof.
If you are using a bottle, make sure you cut some holes in the one end so the fabric sheet smelling smoke can come out. Also make sure you use enough dryer sheets. Too many is never enough ;) but don't steal all your moms or she'll be pissed.
If you are using a cardboard tube, make sure you have a dryer sheet covering the one end and then stuff the f out of it with more sheets. Make sure you blow through the one end with the opening(for you slow kids).
You can also use a huge paper towel roll which is referred to as a "super-spoof".
Which is in-fact a huge spoof.
Not a sploof ! Spoof !
Not a "spLoof"
SPOOF
S-P-O-O-F
A spoof is a cardboard tube from toilet paper rolls or a bottle etc filled with dryer sheets. You use it to cover up the smell of weed smoke by blowing your toke through the spoof.
If you are using a bottle, make sure you cut some holes in the one end so the fabric sheet smelling smoke can come out. Also make sure you use enough dryer sheets. Too many is never enough ;) but don't steal all your moms or she'll be pissed.
If you are using a cardboard tube, make sure you have a dryer sheet covering the one end and then stuff the f out of it with more sheets. Make sure you blow through the one end with the opening(for you slow kids).
You can also use a huge paper towel roll which is referred to as a "super-spoof".
Which is in-fact a huge spoof.
Not a sploof ! Spoof !
Man pass me the sploof !
The sploof? wtf is a sploof?!
That cardboard thing you blow your toke into!
Dude, that's a spoof, not a sploof.
No, man! its a sploof.
I have been around longer than you, its a spoof.
I unno mann...
Ya, your wrong, shut up and pass the bong.
The sploof? wtf is a sploof?!
That cardboard thing you blow your toke into!
Dude, that's a spoof, not a sploof.
No, man! its a sploof.
I have been around longer than you, its a spoof.
I unno mann...
Ya, your wrong, shut up and pass the bong.
by kool g April 14, 2011
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