Sober Saturday

A challenge for most high schoolers and college students to refrain from all substance usage for one Saturday in a month. If they loose they’re a bitch.

A day where gabby decarlo’s only choice of substance is Jesus.
Hey gabby! You know what day it is?
No
Sober Saturday! So sober up or you’re gay!

by Analus Samus October 18, 2019

Midwest sober

mid-west soh-ber

Def.: when you're an alcoholic but haven't gotten charged with any DUIs

Daniel: drive safe out there

Chris: don't worry, I'm still midwest sober
Daniel: good, keep it that way

by TheTallestPsychonaut August 7, 2025

blackout sober

A state of blackout experienced when ones sober brain can't handle their level of badassness

I got so blackout sober last night, don't remember a thing

by Tunaslinger September 3, 2015

seattle sober

When you are completely sober except for heroin.

Man I really need to stop doing so much blow, I'm thinking about going seattle sober for a while

by Dinny Fingerbottom December 23, 2023

Ohio Sober

The act of getting off opiates but being perpetually on Suboxone or Methadone maintenance therapy.

Wow, Kyle thinks he is so much better than us ever since he got Ohio sober

by Lemonade Rice March 4, 2024

Tennessee sober

The state of being clean on all drugs except whiskey and beer.

I can finally pass a drug test because I’ve been Tennessee sober for 2 months.

by TNAdam March 18, 2024

Sober

Someone who is fully awake

“Soso is sober they should get us food” “What do you mean “sober” none of us are intoxicated”

“no I mean they aren’t falling asleep”

“ohhhh”

by slangn3T May 12, 2022