Smoke till you choke

A large smoke up, usually ending in somebody coughing or throwing up.

"Hey mate, I just got a quarter. Come over for a smoke till you choke?"

by The Rastafa March 26, 2009

Secret Smoker

Someone who decries smoking during the day, but at night loves nothing more than a nice menthol.

Kim was a classic Secret Smoker. She would lecture her kids about the evils of smoking all day but, come 2 am, she would sneak behind the garage and relax with a nice cigarette.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Half Smoked Cuban

A lonely stool left unflushed in a toilet much to the surprise of the next user

"Steer clear of trap number three, someone's left a half smoked cuban in there"

by Fidel Castro's sister March 6, 2009

got smoked

You lost / you got beaten British slang used by Roadmans.

G you got smoked in fifa cuz ! 5-1

by ROADMAN10x February 4, 2018

smoke down

Michigan slang for smoking dope. Means the same thing as smoking up in the 49 other states.

Brian made a bong out of a Faygo bottle so we could smoke down

by Matthew February 5, 2005

Smoker

An old or cheap car that burns oil, has poor body work, things wrong with it or and mixture of the above.

"I'm in the market for a smoker, it has to be under £500"

"Sod walking, let's take the smoker"

by Captinsmoker March 18, 2010

smoke-_-

smoke-_- from the irc phrase meaning
"without penis" recently changed to
"shag sheep"

I saw a farmer smoke-_- one of his lambs, he loved it

by wellard April 26, 2004