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Rusty Snail

When a woman on her period drags her bleeding vagina across a persons bare chest. If nothing is obstructing the flow of period blood (example: tampon)a rust colored trail should be left behind.
Look guys! Eva gave me a Rusty Snail. I'm never bathing again.
by s-hammer April 3, 2009
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penis snail

scientific name: coitus interruptus

when you make the flaccid penis look like a snail by pulling up the balls and bending the head down. the penis snail is usually dormant, but is most frequently awakened by romantic situations, which it likes to interrupt.
"Oh joey, i love y---"

**PENIS SNAIL**

"... well shit."
by cock-and-balls4000 May 16, 2009
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comforting snail

The use of one's thumb to comfort someone when they are upset. The comforter applies their thumb in a comforting circular motion to the comfortee's upper arm, usually whilst saying "comforting snail" to avoid unnecessary confusion. The circular motion is created using the joint of the thumb - not the arm.
The concept is akin to "awkward turtle".

The level of comfort provided by comforting snail is very versatile and can be used in almost any situation. Avoid bereavements.
Charlotte: Ohh no i just dropped my fork!
Wendy: *Comforting snail*
by Tnetennba:) June 30, 2011
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Dirty Snail

While engaging in sexual intercourse during the missionary position, one pulls his mushroom tip from the vaginal cavity and sprays his partner with ejaculate somewhere between the top of the snatch to the belly button. He then carfully drops his nut bag on top of above mentioned jit and slowly drags it up to the above mentioned partners chin.
Yo, I was humpin this skank skeezer out the other night and I set this bitch off with the nastiest dirty snail.
by Zeno Rock May 27, 2008
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Two legged snail

The two legged snail is a sexual act in which the women climbs on top of the mans face while he sexually eats her. The man then forces the women to curl up into a ball while he is still eating her, thus resembling a two legged snail
"Mommy mommy I saw a monster"

"Don't worry honey you're daddy and I were just pretending to be a two legged snail"
by Cloppingpony6969 May 17, 2016
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awkward snail

like the awkward turtle. you use your index and your pinkie extending outward and rest your thumb on your two middle fingers. alternate your pinkie and index in circular motions like a snail would do.

you can also use your friend to touch the tip of one of the two "antennae" so that it would create a sinking of the eye. then slowly bring it back out again.
Person One: I had terrible sex last night.
Person Two: Wow. *awkward snail*
Person Three: *touches antennae*
by Ejohn August 20, 2009
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Chuco Town Snail

When a girl, who is a bit of a prude, doesnt't want to get semen on her from a condom or the penis directly so, the male then says "Aye Aye" and proceeds to turn the condom inside out and slap her in the face resulting in a trail across her face that resembles that of a snail.
"Jose finished having sex with Ana and when she told him not to get any on her, he proceeded to give her the Chuco town snail."
by fuzzy19 February 5, 2010
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