Pretzel Smoothie

When you fold a girl into a pretzel and eat her out ferociously.
“I turned that shorty into a pretzel smoothie
by Rigasha January 15, 2023
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Fuck Smoothie

A smoothie made of all the fucks J has to give
J: Here have this fuck smoothie, choc full of all the fucks I have to give

Chad: There's nothing here

J: *finger guns* Exactly
by Bagghagg June 04, 2021
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Beef Smoothie

I love a ‘Beef Smoothie’ no chance of getting hair stuck between your teeth when you’re going down on your missus
by Blinkybrooks May 09, 2023
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Tropical smoothie cafe

Solid group of mfs (except Mia), mfs that keep the store running and in good condition even tho they the worst store of all the tropical smoothies in illinois

First you have Aviana, she a literal goat, greatest gm of all time, keeps her crew behind her and runs the store no problem

Then there’s gloria, she talk a lot of shit but she cool, does a lot of prep work and makes the shift a better time
After her there is a beast named Robert, he cool to talk to, over all 99 when it comes to helping customers
There is another mf named devin that works there, he don’t really be doing shit, but he is definitely fun to be around, from what I’ve heard everybody loves working with him
Theres a girl named Sophia that works there, she cool, kinda gives off horrorscope vibes, she has some breakdowns while being there and will occasionally cry in the fridge that they have in the back but it’s okay because everybody does as well
Then there is the kids that work there, them mfs dumb as shit(except Ryan but especially Shawn)
Some of them are lazy and don’t do a single thing(especially Shawn) and others are actually valuable to the company(definitely not Shawn)
the higher ups take advantage of the employees but that’s every job I guess
But tbh the stores vibes are a 100 percent overall best time I’ve ever had in my life,

The boys be saying som gay things to eachother so it’s kinda weird sometimes but other than that I love being there whenever I walk through the doors
“Have you been to tropical smoothie cafe?”
“Nah man I heard they had a shit epidemic once when the sewage started coming up through the floor drains and they kept the store open anyways”
“Damn bro that’s kinda fucking nasty”
by Just another customer April 22, 2022
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Smoothie Doping

The practice of adding the left-over bit of your healthy green smoothie from the previous day to a new smoothie you are making, therefore increasing the nutrient value and supplement density of the new smoothie (and avoiding wasted smoothie).
"Hey, what's that little jar of green goop in the fridge?"
"Oh, that's left-over spinach, kale, Omega-3, cantaloupe smoothie. It's for smoothie doping tomorrow."
by Jennzo September 22, 2015
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Dude Smoothie

A practical joke in which you ejaculate into a milkshake or smoothie before serving it to a friend.
John: "Hey my drink tastes a bit off, are you sure you made this right?"
Jeff: "You idiot, you fell for a dude smoothie"
by GiffKeplen September 29, 2021
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Chunky Smoothie

A clean shaven vagina with big fat lips.
by Joemalski April 17, 2014
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