smoft

Adj. A conjunction of the words soft and smell. Used to describe the majority of attractive women, reflecting the general comfort one feels when holding her in your arms.

Jimi: All I know about women is two things: they're soft and they smell nice.
Jason: So they're sort of... smoft?
Jimi: Yeah, smoft.

by skyywise May 26, 2004

smoodie

The object that smooths an article of clothing

"She hit me with a smoodie, you know the thing you get your clothes smood with!" -- cops television show

by dg5 January 10, 2008

smooches

Sloppy kisses not with the mouth lips, but with the labial lips. The smooch’s target is usually the cheek of the face or, for special occasions, the cheek of the butt.

Ben: Sally and I made a real connection on our last date. I think she might be the one.

Sam: Why do you say that?

Ben: Last night, she gave me lots of smooches.

Sam: You lucky bastard.

by kittyboss/zachnasty July 23, 2008

Smooed

A state of paralysis/tranquilisation caused by heavy weed smoking, during which there is no dialogue between cronies.

-He's been in and out of conciousness all night.
-Yeh man, he's smooed

by Bxa cRu July 6, 2003

Smoob

a smoob is a man breast that is clasified as being sexy, or saggy if you find the male very unatractive

ChloeGibson says: wow my smoobs are sore, i smashed them of the door when i ran to the fridge, owch

GemmaGilfedder says to LindsayIreland: ohh did you see that man, he was well sexy, his smoob turns me on, Ahh its getting Hawt in here:)

by Stiney WinkeyBurg August 1, 2012

Smoob

Side man boobs. The continuation of man boobs(moobs) around the side under your arms.

My arms hang wide because of my smoobs.

by Bozzio September 6, 2014

smooching pickles

when two guy kiis each others dicks.

"hey are those guys smooching pickles?"

by pseudonm5 June 19, 2017