Slow-walker

A selfish, unaware ass with no respect for anyone else's time. The bane of impatient people, and everyone else's existence, they will walk slower than previously thought possible, making sure to be in the center of the walkway and moving side to side while walking so no one could possibly pass them. They also like to stop in the middle of walkways to talk with friends and to act surprised when you get annoyed and ask them to move. The most efficient way to deal with such people is to (as rudely as possible) tell them to move.

OMG, you're such a slow-walker, move, my grandmother walks faster than you.

by Hahahano54 December 14, 2022

Slow-tarded

Basically your slow and retarded

Omg Becky ur slow-tarded

by Gucci Mane in 2006 February 19, 2020

slow face

it means u so slow dat u got da slow look on yo face,like u lost or somethin.

you slow face a$$ idiota!

by Tenisha January 19, 2005

Slow Ride

Woo

Slow ride
Take it easy
Slow ride
Take it easy
Slow ride
Take it easy
Slow ride
Take it easy

I'm in the mood
The rhythm is right
Move to the music
We can roll all night

Ooh, slow ride
Ooh

Slow ride
Take it easy
Slow ride
Take it easy

Slow down, go down
Got to get your lovin' one more time
Hold me, roll me
Slow ridin' woman, you're so fine

Woo

I'm in the mood
The rhythm is right
Move to the music, yeah
We can roll all night, yeah

Ooh

Slow ride
Take it easy
Slow ride
Take it easy

Slow down, go down
Got to get your lovin' one more time
Hold me, roll me
Slow ridin' woman, you're so fine

Slow ride
Easy
Slow ride
Sleazy
Slow ride
Easy
Slow ride
Sleazy

by Death Menace March 5, 2023

Slow bone

Make love. Take yur time having sex. To have sex slowly. Long deep slow pumps.

Pet my kitty cat. Gimme that slow bone.

by pradowhite72 June 2, 2015

Slow Tuesday

The "Slow Tuesday": When you're screwing a girl reverse cowgirl and slap her tits, but just a little bit.

1: "Oh man, last night I was fucking Jennifer and I did the Slow Tuesday, it was fucking awesome"
2: "Shut the fuck up 1, no one cares"
1: " ): "

by Taco7692 December 25, 2012

slow rape

The agonizingly slow unlawful compelling of a woman through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse. Usually prolonged over a duration of two to three weeks. Sometimes longer.
Likely to be carried out by someone who believes the 'wham, bam, thank you mam' approach is not appreciated by the ladies.
Not to be confused with the rape of someone who is considered to
be a bit slow (ie. not the sharpest tool in the box) which is a different matter completely.

Shhh ... relax ... it's a slow rape ... it'll be all over in a few weeks

by kaiser1 September 16, 2008