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satan’s asshole

I fucking hate Texas it’s like living in satan’s asshole.
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Satan

Goes by many names. His favorite title is "Lord of All Emos". These days humanity do so much to corrupt their souls themselves, he hardly has any work to do, so he mostly plays chess with Kim Jong Il and wonders why Cradle of Filth even bothered to release their new album in the first place.

Really isn't as bad as all that, apparently.
Also see Dick Cheney and Adam Sandler.
"Hey, I just saw Satan!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, he was cutting himself and trying to convince George Bush to quit the Iraq War"
by Aaron Vance January 11, 2009
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satans grundel

The hairiest, most foul and rancid place or situation that you can imagine. Satans grundel is the worst of the worst. Satans grundel is hell in hell.
Shit...focusing on the burning mystery rash that appeared this morning, I crashed my car on my way to a root canal, forgot I had an open bottle in the back seat until the cop noticed...and then a bird shat on my head...today is from Satans grundel.
by M Ptera February 16, 2008
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Satan's bitch

When a person named Nick spazzes out on the floor because he has done some type of drug.
After Nick smoked some weed, he really became Satan's bitch.
by Digger Knick September 25, 2013
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pulling a Satanoff

turning down a female who wants to hook up or fuck
I'm pulling a Satanoff and going home.
by FSUgcc October 3, 2010
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Satan

The word originates in old testament Judaism.
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Therefore you posers can't twist it to mean whatever you want in the name of your gay goth philosophy/religion or whatever it is.
stupid satanists on this site: it's not the Christian anti-god or the Jewish adversary of humanity

sane person: yes,it is...you wouldn't even have that word if the Jews didn't use it first so therefore you losers can't even redefine it and then get mad when people don't conform to your definition that you made up...look we're perfectly sane here and don't need to conform to your pathetic little goth fantasies
by FUCK OFF YOU December 28, 2005
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Satan's Clarinet

A penis, schlong, dick, cock, skin flute, flesh stick, weiner, etc.
Guy 1: Mmmmm... that band chick is kold brahh. She looks so hot playin that piccolo.

Guy 2: Tru, but she cain't handle Satan's Clarinet nigga.
by c-rain-yurr March 28, 2011
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