Committing a sir Mitchell

The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer

(Whilst at a therapy support group)

Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was because I used to enjoy Committing a sir Mitchell act

by Timmy mcsploodge December 18, 2021

Sir Tubby Scoffalot

An individual that eats a substantial amount of food or is physically large of girth.

Look at him, he's a real Sir Tubby Scoffalot

by Chris Duffy May 22, 2008

sir walks a lot

A person that spends a lot of their time in video games walking, as opposed to using the normal movement speed or sprinting.

"He's slowly walking around, exploring, pick up the pace sir walks a lot."

by Hergifiga June 5, 2016

Sir Clown Jr

Astro the bitchass eHBK

Sir Clown JR is special

by RUINOU$ August 3, 2019

Sir Spam-A-Lot

Any real person(not a bot or program) who spams the hell out of your Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, or other social networking sites, or email box with items all day long.

Guy: I had to delete Angela, but that's ok I didn't like her in High School anyways.
Girl: Why'd you delete her?
Guy: She's a Sir Spam-A-Lot! She posted a never-ending barrage of iJango updates and statuses. I tried to tell her about it and she got really mad so I deleted her. Best move I ever made on Facebook!
Girl: I know, her status update rate is pretty ridiculous.
Guy: Tell me about it! I just want to tell her that her stupid program is never going to be anything and that she should get a real job, but she'll fall on her face like she did with Agloco, and I will be there to laugh and laugh. Haha.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010

Sir Wipes A Lot

The term, after pooping on the toilet, used to describe a situation where one has to wipe their rear end with toilet paper many times until they are done. The term is derived from the American rapper Sir Mix A Lot.

Man, that bathroom trip was definitely a Sir Wipes A Lot for me. I'll never eat too many beans again!

by Tony TT April 15, 2007

Mr. Thanos Sir

A name teacher got from his students when his students realized he looked like Thanos.

Dany Boy: Hello Mr. Thanos Sir

Me: :/

by Someone_Named_Bailey April 15, 2019