Fold Softy

The act of folding your penis in half and putting it in a vagina, just for a goof.

"Man she yets me do anything I want, even give her the Fold Softy."

by Call me Dizzle February 21, 2010

shoty fonati greezle

a shot gun, ow weapon used to dominate in halo 2

I dominated cat and moist using my shoty fonati greezle in halo 2.

by moist January 17, 2005

shifty tailspinner

a person who frequently ends up quadraspazzed on a life glug, as a result of the drug 'rolf harris's mental miming backpack'

'that shifty tailspinner really is asking for it'

by Adam bloody Waters February 9, 2004

Shifty Pop

Shifty pop takes about 6 hours to make on average, depending on your diet. You will need to eat a pack of popcorn seeds. Wait about 6 hours until your next bowel movement. After you shit you need to extract the seeds. This is a long and delicate process. After the seeds are extracted, proceed to put the seeds in a popcorn maker. You now have a nice warm bowl of Shifty Pop.

That shifty pop was so delicious, who knew bowel movements were so buttery

by Call me Slick Rick January 8, 2010

Shorty

A short summary, as in, for studying the law.

Your shorty's so tight, you're definitely going to ace contracts!

by legalshorty December 16, 2013

Pump Shotty Ninja

One who is well skilled in the art of the Pump Shotgun in games such as Counter Strike, and jump around while killing people in the air...much like a ninja. Thus the term, Pump Shotty Ninja.

"Dude, that guy is such a Pump Shotty Ninja. He just wtfpwned me."

by lolPLD September 15, 2006

shotty

Calling "Shotty!" on someone, is sort of like calling dibs on someone you'd like to "do" in a sense. Normally used in a manner of joking between friends.

"Shotty on Napoleon Dynamite!"

by megan January 4, 2005