the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

The process of masturbating

He was doing the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger in his girlfriends car

by Silky Johnston June 9, 2006

Snuff

1. To get beat up or punched in the face.

2. A type of movies that portrays real people actually getting murdered, tortured and raped.

1. Jay snuffed that wannabe thug in the face.

2. I've heard that snuff films are actually a myth.

by Striker122 November 29, 2009

every day im shufflin

a phrase from lmfao's "party rock anthem" that refers to the apocalyptic dancing sensation known as "shufflin".

Bob: What's going on? What is this music?
Fred: I dunno man, but every day im shufflin.

by mfraz July 8, 2011

kit kat shuffle

Fingering oneself

I gave myself the kit kat shuffle

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

Baghdad Shuffle

A true shit show that involves dipping your wiener into the nether regions of a colostomy hole. The name can be broken down to incorporate a few sub levels of innuendo; the prefix "bag" references the poo bag that must be removed for the activity. Also the "shuffle" relates to the shuffling motion of removing the poo bag and shuffling your soon to be chocolaty dink in and out of the hole as well as a kind of dance. And finally, the place "Baghdad" maintains relevance insofar as that dropping turds in public places is generally accepted there and is considered by many to be the shittiest place on earth.

Baghdad Shuffle: My fuck, are we in Calcutta? Stop Baghdad Shuffling, you're getting shit everywhere.

by canuckjob February 14, 2009

Detroit Shuffle

Switching 3-4 lanes on a highway at once going 90+ mph without regard to any other driver. Detroit's wide freeways and outstandingly reckless drivers make this a common move in Michigan.

I just saw a 12-year-old kid in a Mustang pull a Detroit Shuffle on I-94, causing a hipster to crash his Toyota Prius into a "Built Ford Tough" billboard.

by carlzcarlson February 18, 2012

quick snuff

To knock someone out or otherwise incapacitate them quickly.

When three or more gang up to jump you, you know it's going to be a quick snuff.

Lots of people catch a quick snuff at Coxwell station in Toronto.

by kadoodles April 21, 2017