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Shrumpdink

The original Native American name for Wordle before the “White Man” colonized the game and subjugated it to centuries of flavorless potato-based food.
Native 1: “you down for some shrumpdink?”
Native 2: “i love shrumpdink, sure! My first guess is… Bison!”
by soacoon March 9, 2022
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Shlurpy Durpy

The act of giving intense oral copulation that the receiver feels as if their brain has been sucked out of their male genitalia.
Hey Fin, I heard your girlfriend gave you that Shlurpy Durpy last night.
by Korrin Seejehk March 11, 2022
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Shalump

John had the best shalump everrrrr.!
by Podabest March 26, 2022
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shlumbo

you big shlumbo!???
by .miso_^ April 16, 2022
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Schlumpadookle

Definition:

1.) Insult commonly used by the Queen of England to describe her peasants

2.) A really good Donut

3.) A sexual act involving the Elderly creating a Interconnected Train, using bodyparts
1.) Queen: "You see those Schlumpadookles drinking a can of Arizona?? How Inhumane!!"

2.) Yo, the Cops just offered me some really good Schlumpadookle!

3.) Where's Grampa? He's out with his neighbours having a Schlumpadookle
by Little Dicky Brownie August 26, 2022
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Schlump

ᓭᓵ⍑ꖎ⚍ᒲ!¡, also known as Schlump, is an alien vegtable that looks like a human hand.
a Schlump is an essential part of an alien christmas dinner.
by whales with bowler hats August 29, 2022
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Shlompt

Bobby Shlompt on the stairs.
by The Big Shlompt September 15, 2022
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